Terms of Service

Last Updated: May 21, 2026

By using this website you agree to these terms. We'll keep it simple because life is already complicated enough — especially in real estate. 🚩

Who These Terms Apply To

These Terms of Service apply to anyone visiting or using realestaterants.com. If you don't agree with these terms, you're welcome to leave. No hard feelings. 😒

What We Provide

Real Estate Rants provides:

  • Podcast content and episodes

  • Blog articles and written content

  • General real estate industry commentary and entertainment

  • Important note: Nothing on this site constitutes legal, financial, or real estate advice. We're entertainers who happen to know a lot. Always consult a licensed professional for actual advice. Yes, a good one. We know they exist.

  • Intellectual Property

All content on this site including text, graphics, logos, audio, and images belongs to Real Estate Rants. You may not reproduce, distribute, or steal our stuff without written permission. We will notice. 👀

User Conduct

By using this site you agree not to:

  • Use our content for unlawful purposes

  • Attempt to hack, disrupt, or damage our website

  • Impersonate Real Estate Rants or its team

  • Be generally terrible

We reserve the right to block anyone who violates these terms. Again, no hard feelings. 😒

Third Party Links

Our site links to third party platforms like Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and others. We don't control those platforms and aren't responsible for their content or practices. Use your judgment — you clearly have some if you found us.

Disclaimer of Warranties

This website is provided "as is." We do our best to keep everything running smoothly but we can't guarantee the site will be error free or available 100% of the time. Technology is fun like that. 😤

Limitation of Liability

Real Estate Rants is not liable for any damages arising from your use of this website or our content. We're a podcast. Not a law firm. Not a bank. Not your realtor. 🚩

Changes To These Terms

We may update these terms from time to time. Continued use of the site after changes means you accept the new terms. We'll update the date at the top so you know when things changed.

Governing Law

These terms are governed by the laws of the state of [STATE], without regard to conflict of law principles.

Contact Us

Questions about these terms? We actually read our messages — unlike some lenders we know. 😤

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